Emergency Contact Decision Tree

Short Description:

Flowchart for adulting emergencies: when to call Mom vs. YouTube vs. Dad vs. give up and pay someone. Includes common scenarios.

Full Description:

Something broke. Who do you call?

Follow this scientific decision tree:

Is it literally on fire? → YES = Call 911, dummy

Can YouTube fix it? → YES = Watch 6 tutorials, give up

Will Mom judge you? → Branches to Dad/Friend/Mom

Common Scenarios Included:

• Locked out → YouTube first, then Dad

• Weird noise → Ignore it, then Mom

• Is this expired? → Smell test, then Google

• Toilet won't stop → YouTube panic mode

• Computer broke → Friend who "knows computers"

Perfect for people who call home for everything but want to feel independent.