Hosting Guests Panic Checklist

Short Description:

20-step emergency checklist for when someone's coming over in 30 minutes and your place is a disaster zone.

Full Description:

"Someone's coming over in 30 minutes and I live like a raccoon" - THE CHECKLIST

Follow this panic-induced cleaning protocol:

1. Panic (mandatory)
2. Shove everything in bedroom, lock door
3. Smell every towel
4. Google "make house smell good in 10 minutes"
5. Light ALL the candles

... and 15 more survival steps

What You Get:

• 20 sequential panic steps

• Strategic cleaning shortcuts

• Realistic expectations

• Pro tips (they'll still say "you didn't have to clean!")

For last-minute hosts, chronic procrastinators, and people who hide dishes in the oven.